What would you do for a Klondike bar?

I know the commercials aren't really around anymore, but I'm sure everyone remembers the tagline what would you do for a Klondike Bar?  Well last night I asked myself what would I do for Klondike bar.  I thought about it and considered the after math of a me, a lactose intolerant lover of diary consuming ice cream and figured that should be enough as far as payment goes.  About half way through my Neapolitan Klondike bar (chocolate, Vanilla and strawberry) my hands started getting a little bit sticky as my Klondike goodness started to melt so I went in to lick my fingers when the last half ( the strawberry half aka THE BEST PART) slipped out of the wrapper and onto the floor. After reviewing my rolladex of curse words in my head I settled for FUCKK FUCKKKKKKING MOTHER FUCKERRRR!!!!  Depressed, but not defeated I picked up my ice cream and checked my watch to see if I still had time, but  five seconds had already come and gone.  What would you do for a Klondike bar?? Cramps, sure.. Gas, why not everyone loves their own brand.. Eating ice cream that sat on the floor of my car for more than 5 seconds I will not!  Half of a Klondike bar for the wrath of milk was not what I had in mind when I signed up and at this point it was safe to say I was defeated..

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Mini Photo dump 3 and 3 quarters.

4 Billion organisms die every time I drink this..Seriously.

OG with the Live strong Halo!

#Shinya 

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Note to Self.

I'm starting to dislike these fake buttons at the top of my screen. I gotta get on top of making real buttons in the next week or so. Maybe some general spring cleaning if I can pay off my resident Asian computer nerd to do it for me..

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Heart of a Champion.

"When your body hurts wrestle with your head

When your head hurts wrestle with your heart and your heart will never fail you..."

Kazushi Sakuraba was apart of my original MMA experience when I was younger. I remember hearing about "The Gracie Hunter" and I thought he was amazing.  There was so much aura for a wide eyed kid to fall in love with.  The quote at the start of this post was told to me as a freshman during my first year of HS wrestling and I feel like Saku embodies this quote to a tee.  He's a true champion with an iron will to win at all cost. This video shows his determination to win and I hope I can be at least half as tough as he is.

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Mothers Day!

Matt Hughes and I.  I asked him if he would rep Wutang and he denied me, but I still  threw the "W".

Happy Mother's day to all the mothers out there! I Got my mother and sister flowers and cards, but my mom had an extra special surprise.  Now I know that most mothers don't care about the UFC and even more don't know who Matt Hughes is.  Well my mom doesn't fall into either one of those categories and it was pretty cool getting Matt Hughes to sign her mother's day card.  I'm not one of those people that just discovered martial arts as a result of UFC. Martial arts are something I've been doing since I was young so this year's card really screams Bryce.  Like I know it doesn't seem that cool to everyone else, but to me it is and this is one of those cards that she's gonna keep till she's an old lady.  I love my mama dukes and I should tell her that every day, but I don't so it's nice to let her know how I feel every now and then.

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THE RAINBOW SPATS HAVE ARRIVED!!!  Trust me I feel kinda weird wearing multicolored spandex, but you gotta throw caution to wind and go for it!  I got my Hybrid Gi on the same day too so I was pumped.  Ill have to post pics later, but for now that's all.

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MOOOOORTAAAL KOOOMMMBATTTTT!!!! / ufc.

And the Slomo Replay...

I was also 4 for 5 on my UFC bets.  Between Henderson, Diaz, Machida, Aldo and GSP Diaz was the only one who didn't take the W like I hoped. I also wanna give a shout out Steven Segal , KTFO Kick's, and the Black House Brazilian connect.... Word.

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WHAT WAS WITH GSP SPITTING WATER ALL OVER HIMSELF IN BETWEEN ROUNDS???? I'm a GSP fan, but it seemed odd that he would choose to spit his water all over himself rather than spitting into his bucket multiple times throughout the fight. If I was trying to find a way to cheat against a really good grappler I would definitely try and find a way to lube myself up, but that's if I was trying to cheat...

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BJJ XMAS.

Freshness in Gi form.

OH CRUEL WORLD WHERE ARE MY RAINBOW SPATS!!!!  I've been using the tracking number to follow them across the country and today the USPS site said that they were delivered at 1:06 PM. Instantly my eyes flashed over to the clock, 2:30 pm. I throw my blanket off, hop outta bed, run downstairs, and rip open the door to find NO SPATS!!!  I honestly cried a little bit, but I headed back upstairs to nap.  I was positive that by the time I woke up the postman would stop playing with my emotions and bring my spats already, but once again this wasn't the case...Blown to say the least.  I also ordered a new blue Gi with white stitching from Hybrid Gi's this week too so tomorrow might be the greatest day ever if they both come on the same day. AND I got an extra pair of white Gi pants that I plan on getting hemmed so that I'll have Gi shorts! Trust me I'm excited too!!! AHHHHHHH it's like guessing it's Christmas Eve without a calendar if that makes sense, but I really hope that tomorrow's Christmas.  These Gi's were on sale for 149.99 (originally189.99), but previously there was also a buy one get one half off deal that I didn't see. So my friend emailed them and they said they'd hook us up so it came out to 120 with shipping or something amazing like that.  New Gi, New spats and a Matt Hughes Seminar on Saturday afternoon I think that might equal a Christmas and a half, but who's counting.

Big badass patch to go on the back of my Gi.

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