DARRRK SIDE OF THE MOON!

So today at work I asked my friend John if he wanted to hang out after work, but what I didn't remember was asking him if he wanted to see Transformers.  Later that day I saw Transformers and John calls me after he gets off work and I hit the ignore button and sent him a text saying " I'm in Transformers let me call you when I'm out." Yeahhhhh so about that one... Fortunatelly John wasn't mad unless posting "Paging Dr. Faggot" on my Facebook considered being mad?? Either way we hung out afterwards, but I definitely felt dumb.

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I feel like a blob.

I'm literally becoming depressed after two weeks of no training. I took two weeks of taking it light, then two weeks of nothing and here I am.  It's not really being depressed it's just feeling anxious because I feel like I'm not moving forward.  It's the double edge of being over committed to training.  It's really what I do, I work and I train so now I got work..PSSHHHHHHH f'ing work... I don't hate it because it pretty relaxed and I like most of the people I work with, but right now I'm taking pictures of our inventory.  Doesn't sound bad but were talking about the same three angles of an ATV axle over and over day after day.  Don't know how many weeks it's been but maybe a little over a month of the same three angles.  See where I'm coming from?? I mean it's money though and I get to listen to my ipod so I'm just trying to be thankful for the things I do have because without the ipod this wouldn't work. Hopefully I can start getting some form of exercise within the next upcoming weeks if my neck and back decide to cooperate.

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Floss like boss promo.

So I was in the bathroom getting ready for bed you know, brushing my teeth and washing my face.  When I was done I was about to leave the bathroom and I looked down at my feet and there was my dental floss...The crossroads.. to floss or not to floss and then I thought of all the times I lied to my dentist about how much I was flossing in between visits.  The worst part about it all is that when you lie to your dentist they can call your bluff as soon as you open up.  So yeah I took the extra few minutes to get my floss on so I can stop lying to my dentist. My advice to you is to do the same and fight plaque and bad breath.

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Today's Struggle.

So I'm on my break from work right now and let me tell you a story about how sad life can be...Well today was the day we were gonna grill a full on baby lamb at work and it was going to be amazing!  I was actually looking forward to this for 2 weeks now that's 336 hours or 1,209,600 seconds of imagining how good today's lunch was gonna be... The news was broken to me around 10:03 am this morning that there would be no grilling of the baby lamb and my heart dropped.  Imagine showing up to school thinking you had a bad ass field trip to the aquarium and the teacher said it was canceled as soon as you walked in.  That was today's struggle and now I have to go back to work...#Mystruggle 


On top of that I didn't eat breakfast this morning so that I'd be extra hungry, but the only thing that went according to the plan was just being extra hungry at work.

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Pre Pac Man Mode.

If a doctor prescribes you Pain Killers and Muscle Relaxers wait till you're gone to start making jokes...it only makes things awkward and then next thing you know they're trying to take it back and your running out screaming my precious.. Duly noted and lesson learned.

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My Struggle.

Today I almost died... Well not quite, but my back and neck have been horrible jacked up so I've been staying....medicated. Anyways!  Yeah so while I was at work I got sick and threw up yadayadaydaaaa I went home and went into a coma here I am!  I've been in so much pain I can't even sleep because whenever I move it hurts and when I wake up each morning I wanna die. Today I woke up at 4 30 am and couldn't go back to sleep till seven so this is really starting to become a problem.  Hopefully I can see the doctor tomorrow and find out what's up. It's been three weeks of having a serious strain and on Saturday I got checked from behind at practice and that was pretty much the deal breaker. I Didn't really feel it at first, but then the next day when I woke up I couldn't move.  On top of that my niece moved my cell phone and I was cut off from the world for 72 hours. I can honestly say it was a welcomed vacation the first 6 hours then around 12 hours I was uneasy...by 36 hours I was broken and defeated...This is my struggle.

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Ninja Please!

Second time since getting my blue belt that I've slept in my Gi..It's like wearing a blanket and being ready to be a ninja all in one. I call it THE COMBAT SNUGGIE!! EXTREMMMEE!!!!

ANDDD I have BJJ in the morning so it's kinda practical at the same time...

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Shirt Links.

Just ordered these bad boys..

The Green Red Monster Shirt.

Genki Sudo 4th Dimension!

I believe
 the common term
among the youth is SICEDDDDD!!!

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Man Burgers and Jitsu Woes.

AAAHHHH what a nice end to a weekend! A little beach action, got some sun, made tons of Beef/Sausage Burgers with Jalapeño Peppers and Onions and Just ordered a Genki Sudo Shirt and the Green Monster Shirt from MiddleEasy.com which I might add that they're pretty bad ass. Why so much fun and good times you ask??? Well It was pretty much  the only thing that could comfort me when I found out that I missed another Batch of limited edition Shoyoroll Gi's. The last time they released a batch I missed em too and then tried to get it on Ebay, but I got outbid at 255 while I was at practice(Blower to say the least)... The Americana Blue would've been my shit, but unfortunately it wasn't meant to be. Past that I got nothing, but Happy Memorial Day!


OOOOHHHH YYEEEAAAH I almost forgot to mention that I saw a cute girl at the grocery store that I know from back in the day and she was looking FINEEE.  I caught her eye'n me in my tank top and I went over to talk to her, but I couldn't remember her name for the life of me.  I was gonna see if she wanted to meet up sometime, but I realized how awkward that would be if I couldn't figure out her name and was forced to somehow trick her into letting me see her ID or something along those lines. Pretty much it was a bust, but oh well I tried.

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Trifecta no Effecta.

I'm officially done with Trifectas!  Every single time I announce one of my trifecta's it ALWAYS backfires.  So last night was the night of the Underdog Trifecta where I bet on Demetrius Johnson, Roy "Big Country" Nelson and Matt Hamill and only one of my calls was actually on point (Johnson).  I pride myself on my MMA nerdiness and ability to call fights, but last night I went against the norm and only went with underdogs...mf'ers are underdogs for a reason!!  Either way I'm glad Rampage beat Matt Hamill because after the fight he gave some of the most memorable/awkward interviews in recent memory.

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On a britghter more halarious note...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

I know the commercials aren't really around anymore, but I'm sure everyone remembers the tagline what would you do for a Klondike Bar?  Well last night I asked myself what would I do for Klondike bar.  I thought about it and considered the after math of a me, a lactose intolerant lover of diary consuming ice cream and figured that should be enough as far as payment goes.  About half way through my Neapolitan Klondike bar (chocolate, Vanilla and strawberry) my hands started getting a little bit sticky as my Klondike goodness started to melt so I went in to lick my fingers when the last half ( the strawberry half aka THE BEST PART) slipped out of the wrapper and onto the floor. After reviewing my rolladex of curse words in my head I settled for FUCKK FUCKKKKKKING MOTHER FUCKERRRR!!!!  Depressed, but not defeated I picked up my ice cream and checked my watch to see if I still had time, but  five seconds had already come and gone.  What would you do for a Klondike bar?? Cramps, sure.. Gas, why not everyone loves their own brand.. Eating ice cream that sat on the floor of my car for more than 5 seconds I will not!  Half of a Klondike bar for the wrath of milk was not what I had in mind when I signed up and at this point it was safe to say I was defeated..

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Mini Photo dump 3 and 3 quarters.

4 Billion organisms die every time I drink this..Seriously.

OG with the Live strong Halo!

#Shinya 

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Note to Self.

I'm starting to dislike these fake buttons at the top of my screen. I gotta get on top of making real buttons in the next week or so. Maybe some general spring cleaning if I can pay off my resident Asian computer nerd to do it for me..

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MOOOOORTAAAL KOOOMMMBATTTTT!!!! / ufc.

And the Slomo Replay...

I was also 4 for 5 on my UFC bets.  Between Henderson, Diaz, Machida, Aldo and GSP Diaz was the only one who didn't take the W like I hoped. I also wanna give a shout out Steven Segal , KTFO Kick's, and the Black House Brazilian connect.... Word.

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WHAT WAS WITH GSP SPITTING WATER ALL OVER HIMSELF IN BETWEEN ROUNDS???? I'm a GSP fan, but it seemed odd that he would choose to spit his water all over himself rather than spitting into his bucket multiple times throughout the fight. If I was trying to find a way to cheat against a really good grappler I would definitely try and find a way to lube myself up, but that's if I was trying to cheat...

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BJJ XMAS.

Freshness in Gi form.

OH CRUEL WORLD WHERE ARE MY RAINBOW SPATS!!!!  I've been using the tracking number to follow them across the country and today the USPS site said that they were delivered at 1:06 PM. Instantly my eyes flashed over to the clock, 2:30 pm. I throw my blanket off, hop outta bed, run downstairs, and rip open the door to find NO SPATS!!!  I honestly cried a little bit, but I headed back upstairs to nap.  I was positive that by the time I woke up the postman would stop playing with my emotions and bring my spats already, but once again this wasn't the case...Blown to say the least.  I also ordered a new blue Gi with white stitching from Hybrid Gi's this week too so tomorrow might be the greatest day ever if they both come on the same day. AND I got an extra pair of white Gi pants that I plan on getting hemmed so that I'll have Gi shorts! Trust me I'm excited too!!! AHHHHHHH it's like guessing it's Christmas Eve without a calendar if that makes sense, but I really hope that tomorrow's Christmas.  These Gi's were on sale for 149.99 (originally189.99), but previously there was also a buy one get one half off deal that I didn't see. So my friend emailed them and they said they'd hook us up so it came out to 120 with shipping or something amazing like that.  New Gi, New spats and a Matt Hughes Seminar on Saturday afternoon I think that might equal a Christmas and a half, but who's counting.

Big badass patch to go on the back of my Gi.

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SAY GOODNIGHT!

This is simply amazing. The trash talking alone is worth 5 minutes of your life.  These two obviously have an incredibly bright future in MMA... But on a serious note Shogun Fight's IV will be taking place this Saturday night @ First Mariner Arena in Baltimore, MD so if you're in the area you should come support local fighters from PA, DE, VA, DC and MD.

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Strike through bold combo #4.

So in my last post I didn't have a word in Bold or a word with a Strike through it.  I don't know if anyone was around for when I started writing this thing, but I really like both of these buttons and I use them in every post. Well every post except for the last and for that I'd like to apologize because I know everyone loves seeing them as much (if not more) as I enjoy using them.  For the record I plan on having them in EVERY post from this day forward and currently I have no official plans for underlining or Italics in the near future.

ps -  I would apologize for this being completely pointless, but I'm very passionate about the personal touches of my blog.

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Blog Template.

I guess this will do for now, but I really don't like that panel going across the top with business, Downloads and all those Shenanigans.  Definitely should have got someone who knew what they were doing to make my blog look better.  I'll probably try out a few new looks over the next couple of days.

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BBBAAAHHHHH!

I messed up my layout and now I feel like I'm about to throw up for some reason. I gotta lay down, but when I'm not about to die we'll look better than before. If I don't come back avenge my death!

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